Trump Claims Hole in One

dsvitak · 03-29-2022, 05:18 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-iss...014614969.html

I have been golfing in since 1974, and have never hit a hole in one. I GUARANTEE that I can kick Trump's ass on the golf course.

Trump cheats so bad that the caddies call him "Pele."

jumpSeat · 03-29-2022, 05:27 PM

I like how the picture at the top of the linked story shows him standing in the rough. Seems apropos in a poetic sort of way.

dsvitak · 03-29-2022, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jumpSeat

I like how the picture at the top of the linked story shows him standing in the rough. Seems apropos in a poetic sort of way.

Two years ago, Trump claimed a "three" handicap..which would have made him the best golfer in the world, for his age. Ummm...NOPE.

cephasjames · 03-29-2022, 06:38 PM

It's pretty simple to determine if it's true or not. Were there witnesses who can corroborate it? If yes, then it was. If no, then we only have his word. According to that article there were witnesses who corroborate it.

There have been many a poor golfer who has holed in one. Overall skill does not determine the likelihood of one happening.

Ernie Els corroborates it.

dsvitak · 03-29-2022, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cephasjames

It's pretty simple to determine if it's true or not. Were there witnesses who can corroborate it? If yes, then it was. If no, then we only have his word. According to that article there were witnesses who corroborate it.

There have been many a poor golfer who has holed in one. Overall skill does not determine the likelihood of one happening.

Ernie Els corroborates it.

Yeah..I read that Els saw it. I think Trump slipped him a twenty. Heh heh...

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cephasjames Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 8,736	It's pretty simple to determine if it's true or not. Were there witnesses who can corroborate it? If yes, then it was. If no, then we only have his word. According to that article there were witnesses who corroborate it. There have been many a poor golfer who has holed in one. Overall skill does not determine the likelihood of one happening. Ernie Els corroborates it. __________________ 5000+ Generic Logos Free for the Taking FREE: Uniforms and logos for 500+ teams spanning 1871-present Great Lakes League: 10 Conferences, 100 Teams Pre-OOTP 23 Custom Cap & Jersey Template v3.0 by Deft and NoPepper (with layers from other various artists) that I use: Caps, Jerseys Last edited by cephasjames; 03-29-2022 at 07:32 PM.

03-29-2022, 05:27 PM	#2
jumpSeat All Star Reserve Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 862	I like how the picture at the top of the linked story shows him standing in the rough. Seems apropos in a poetic sort of way.