need for new storyline

jaa36 · 05-08-2021, 12:55 PM

https://www.mlb.com/news/francisco-l...n-for-incident

This has GOT to make it into the next patch. We need more clubhouse drama explained away by rodent-related debates. Should probably be tagged to occur semi-annually with any Mets franchise.

Pelican · 05-09-2021, 11:10 AM

The conundrum is this: one of these two things is true. Are [1] all MLB teams weird, and it’s only when you shine the NYC media spotlight that you see this? Or [2] do normal players become weird when they go to a NY team? I always thought it was [1]; but after this fiasco I am coming around to believing in [2]. Note that truly odd players tend to become normal after they leave NYC.

joefromchicago · 05-09-2021, 12:46 PM

Great idea. Let's crowd-source a storyline and I'll write it. Seems to me we have two players in the tunnel causing a commotion because:

They see a rat;
They see a raccoon/possum; or
They're fighting.

So what are the outcomes for each of these scenarios? How would that affect the players? How would it affect the team? How would it affect the rats? Let's put our thinking caps on and come up with a fitting conclusion to this story.

05-08-2021, 12:55 PM	#1
jaa36 Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,125	need for new storyline https://www.mlb.com/news/francisco-l...n-for-incident This has GOT to make it into the next patch. We need more clubhouse drama explained away by rodent-related debates. Should probably be tagged to occur semi-annually with any Mets franchise.

05-09-2021, 12:46 PM	#3
joefromchicago Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 3,725	Great idea. Let's crowd-source a storyline and I'll write it. Seems to me we have two players in the tunnel causing a commotion because: They see a rat; They see a raccoon/possum; or They're fighting. So what are the outcomes for each of these scenarios? How would that affect the players? How would it affect the team? How would it affect the rats? Let's put our thinking caps on and come up with a fitting conclusion to this story. __________________ American-Ethnic (and Canadian) Namesets Historical Minor League Schedules 1870s City/Team Nickname Randomizers "It's Usually Sunny in Philadelphia" weather mod Negro League Schedules

05-09-2021, 11:10 AM	#2
Pelican Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2021 Location: Wilmington, Delaware Posts: 3,215	The conundrum is this: one of these two things is true. Are [1] all MLB teams weird, and it’s only when you shine the NYC media spotlight that you see this? Or [2] do normal players become weird when they go to a NY team? I always thought it was [1]; but after this fiasco I am coming around to believing in [2]. Note that truly odd players tend to become normal after they leave NYC.