Neutering the Owner for His Own Good

Déjà Bru · 04-25-2018, 10:52 PM

Look, it had to be done.

I was unhappy, and he was VERY unhappy with me. It had to be very frustrating for him, though, because I cannot be fired. I felt sorry for him.

Finally, I went ahead and had him "fixed." Now he's in a good mood, the first time I have seen him that way in all the "years" I have known him.

Recommended surgical settings appear below.

ThatSeventiesGuy · 04-25-2018, 10:57 PM

Oh, I've done that, but I'm more malicious. The owner mysteriously dies from 37 stab wounds, and gets replaced by somebody more...agreeable.

Déjà Bru · 04-26-2018, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatSeventiesGuy

Oh, I've done that, but I'm more malicious. The owner mysteriously dies from 37 stab wounds, and gets replaced by somebody more...agreeable.

Now, now, this is not Starsky and Hutch, Mr. Seventies Guy! What I have done here was a humane treatment, not owner-cide! Look how happy he is now!

5-4-3 · 04-26-2018, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatSeventiesGuy

Oh, I've done that, but I'm more malicious. The owner mysteriously dies from 37 stab wounds, and gets replaced by somebody more...agreeable.

Clearly a troubled person committing suicide. Nothing to see here, move along.

5-4-3 · 04-26-2018, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Déjà Bru

What I have done here was a humane treatment...Look how happy he is now!

When I was a boy my mother tried to sell me the exact same line of BS about my German Shepherd that she had the vet neuter without my input or consent.

NoOne · 04-26-2018, 04:01 PM

i just rename them Owner <last name>, the II, the III, the IV etc...

same with head coach, lol... Coach <last name>, II, III, IV ...

The "III" iteration is my current coach in ootp18... not sure i'f i've ever gotten to a fourth coach before. the "third" is only his third year... intend to import it eventualy to '19.

Will_L · 04-26-2018, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 5-4-3

Clearly a troubled person committing suicide. Nothing to see here, move along.

I was a witness Officer, he slipped and fell on the knife and then kept trying to get up and kept slipping on the blood and falling on the knife!

Qeltar · 04-26-2018, 06:30 PM

Mine is "Demanding / Economizer." Should be fun.

04-25-2018, 10:52 PM	#1
Déjà Bru Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Long Island Posts: 11,741	Neutering the Owner for His Own Good Look, it had to be done. I was unhappy, and he was VERY unhappy with me. It had to be very frustrating for him, though, because I cannot be fired. I felt sorry for him. Finally, I went ahead and had him "fixed." Now he's in a good mood, the first time I have seen him that way in all the "years" I have known him. Recommended surgical settings appear below. Attached Images __________________ - Bru

04-25-2018, 10:57 PM	#2
ThatSeventiesGuy Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 3,429	Oh, I've done that, but I'm more malicious. The owner mysteriously dies from 37 stab wounds, and gets replaced by somebody more...agreeable. __________________ https://forums.ootpdevelopments.com/...00&postcount=1

04-26-2018, 04:01 PM	#6
NoOne Banned Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,273 Infractions: 0/1 (3)	i just rename them Owner <last name>, the II, the III, the IV etc... same with head coach, lol... Coach <last name>, II, III, IV ... The "III" iteration is my current coach in ootp18... not sure i'f i've ever gotten to a fourth coach before. the "third" is only his third year... intend to import it eventualy to '19.

04-26-2018, 06:30 PM	#8
Qeltar Major Leagues Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 382	Mine is "Demanding / Economizer." Should be fun.