I heart Kenny Mayne

[Raderick]

[lewis31lewis52]

I concur.

+ insert a 300 quote here.

[Tribe Fan 24]

Originally Posted by Raderick

[lewis31lewis52]

Originally Posted by Tribe Fan 24

I see you are confused.

[eriqjaffe]

I prefer those cavemen, but that's just me.

[Tribe Fan 24]

Originally Posted by lewis31lewis52

I see you are confused.

That is nothing new for me!!

[mgom27]

Steve Barthiume was rehired by ESPN because I saw him hosting Baseball Tonight this afternoon.
It's good to see them rehire people.

[CMH]

Originally Posted by Raderick

"The Lakers won 3 consecutive titles...in a row." - Kenny Mayne

[magnet]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/SportsCenter#Kenny_Mayne

* Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!

* Threecola!

* Yahtzee!

* Hey, it IS Motown.

* I am amused by the simplicity of this game.

* Take a seat. More beer for me.

* I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken.

* Call the hostess. Your seat is ready.

* My BAAAD!

* Ipso... Facto!

* Get in the hole!

* Take me to your leaders!

* It's a homonym, not an antonym!

* It's back. It's way back. Not comin' back. Hit someone in the back.

* That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!

* Tell 'em what they've won...it's an American League baseball game.

* He found him, cause he knows him, cause they're teammates.

* Only Barnes and Noble lets someone stand around longer doing nothing.

* Say CHOWDAH!

* Right into the clown's mouth.

* And with that you get eggroll.

* It's never iffy if it's Griffey.

* We're gonna show it again, cause we have editing equipment.

* I am the most popular player in all the land!

* Even with derogatory credit, you can own a new car!

* But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.

* Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something.

* He's tall.

* They're so cute at this age.

* My power is beyond your understanding!

* He's choppin' broccoli.

* This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!

* Still plenty of good seats available...if you're just drivin' around.

* He has successfully reached the 18-34 year old target audience.

* Of course, I'm an excellent driver.

* Jeff Gordon takes the checkered flag, and he'll have to give it back for the next race.

* He's gonna get his name in the paper.

* Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions.

* And the players are gay...and joyful.

* I am king of the diamond.

* Now for the funny cars...and they're hysterical.

* They're seniors, but they're active seniors.

* Now on to tackle football news....

* We show you this to see how women 18-34 feel about the play.

* Chokin' on a splinter.

* Hooooooome rrrrrrrun.

* Crash in turn three. Cheech and Chong are involved.

* Would you like another? No thanks, I'm done.

* It's just another case of The Man keeping us down.

* Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

* NEWBIE!!!

* This is a reminder that Entertainment coupons may not be used for "Surf and Turf".

* Portions of this game were taped for training purposes...

* Hey, we're all mammals here.

* He scored ten off the bench. Had he been on the bench, he'd have been out of bounds.

* El es un grande muchacho.

* El es un grande hombre.

* Later on the car was torn apart by wild dogs.

* He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield.

* He hit it into a hole in the ground.

* Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know.

* That's his first homerun. The media pressure will be intense for his second.

* Share...and he does.

* Did you know? Did you have any idea? Are you as stupid as we are?

* Bueno.

* You hang it. We bang it.

* He makes the restaurant-quality play.

* He had nine assistises.

* Trees died to make that bat.

* (Football player) has decided to tackle people on behalf of the (NFL team). Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.

* My car costs more than your house!

* Behold the power of cheese.

* The following players need to get their parental permission slips...

* [describing a highlight involving football player Keyshawn Johnson] Just throw me the damn ball.

* [After a Boston Red Sox homerun, typically Mo Vaughn] CHOWDER!

* He's tall.

* [name of player]...he's better than you are.

* Throw your hands in the air and wave them around as if there are no repercussions.

[Eric]

The quotes are hilarious. Is he still on ESPN? Which shows is he on?

[magnet]

Originally Posted by Eric

The quotes are hilarious. Is he still on ESPN? Which shows is he on?

He still does sportscenter from time to time as an anchor, but he usually does interviews (Sunday Conversation, etc) now.

[darkhorse]

Originally Posted by magnet

He still does sportscenter from time to time as an anchor, but he usually does interviews (Sunday Conversation, etc) now.

When he's not dancing with the stars.

[Raderick]

Kenny Mayne is a role model for all of the gayes in the world.

[marc]

+1

[mikev]

* He found him, cause he knows him, cause they're teammates.

That one always made me lol... well, the first 800,000 times.

[Operation Shutdown]

But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.

My favorite. His sense of humor was right up my alley so I loved it when he lead sports center.

[kenyan_cheena]

From yesterday's Sportscenter:

"ESPN has learned that the New England Patriots are 13-0."

There were a bunch of other little gems but that's the only one I can remember right now.

[mgom27]

Oh you like the new Ladie on ESPNNEWS.
You saw Michael Kim working Pregame last night and This is Sportscenter?
Also Top Games and Best of Sportscenter 2007 should have waited to be on next year because this year isn't over yet.
George Smith was working on ESPNNEWS last night. Ben Becker,Fred hickman and Kirk Jimenez haven't beening work for awile.

[Renner]

Originally Posted by mgom27

this year isn't over yet.

true dat, my friend...true dat.

[Raderick]

Bump for an awesome interview with Tiger Woods.