Now you too can smell just like Derek Jeter

Gastric ReFlux · 08-02-2006, 10:50 AM

The cologne that'll make you clutch.

http://www.boston.com/sports/basebal...own_fragrance/

Been striking out with the ladies, or the boys? Maybe it's time that you smell just like Derek Jeter.

eriqjaffe · 08-02-2006, 10:52 AM

If you wear it, you'd better watch yourself around A-Rod.

Joshv02 · 08-02-2006, 10:56 AM

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/baseball/...p/t1_jeter.jpg

Gastric ReFlux · 08-02-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshv02

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/baseball/...p/t1_jeter.jpg

Wow, if it makes me look just like Derek it'll be even better than I imagine. I wonder if it cures cold sores, too?

Bobbuttons · 08-02-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by eriqjaffe

If you wear it, you'd better watch yourself around A-Rod.

I always assumed that Derek Jeter smelled like A-Rod to begin with.

eriqjaffe · 08-02-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshv02

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/baseball/...p/t1_jeter.jpg

His name is Jeter and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dustly land
And when he shines he really shows you all he can
Oh Jeter, Jeter dance across the Rio Grande

drprestwood · 08-02-2006, 01:24 PM

Dude, why would I want to smell like dirt, grass, and Mariah Carey's ballsweat. Gross.

bababui · 08-02-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by drprestwood

Mariah Carey's ballsweat.

Do you know something the rest of us dont??

magnet · 08-02-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eriqjaffe

His name is Jeter and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dustly land
And when he shines he really shows you all he can
Oh Jeter, Jeter dance across the Rio Grande

picture Jeter in that music video...:shudder:

magnet · 08-02-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bababui

Do you know something the rest of us dont??

roffle

Highlander · 08-02-2006, 01:46 PM

Sure is a lot of hate for ol' Derek. I guess it is the years of so many people around here trying to prove how overrated he is colliding with the season he is having this year. Crow is always a tough bird to eat........

Gastric ReFlux · 08-02-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Highlander

Sure is a lot of hate for ol' Derek. I guess it is the years of so many people around here trying to prove how overrated he is colliding with the season he is having this year. Crow is always a tough bird to eat........

I'm willing to concede that it in all probability it can't be worse than the Reggie Bar. Heck, in all probability it'll probably taste better than the old Reggie Bar.

Joshv02 · 08-02-2006, 02:11 PM

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...TV/mrt-gum.jpg

spleen1015 · 08-02-2006, 02:28 PM

I wish I knew someone who hates Jeter as much as me. This would be the perfect gift.

BadluckinOOTP · 08-02-2006, 02:33 PM

I was cool with Jeter until the Game 3 of the 2001 ALDS playoffs circa the 7th inning.

marioh · 08-02-2006, 02:38 PM

Clutch has a smell ?? Awesome !

Is it like a cherry type of smell ? Musk ? Hamburger ?

BlackHatCowboy · 08-02-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Joshv02

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...TV/mrt-gum.jpg

I pity the fool that passes up my gold colored chain offer on the back!

GForce · 08-02-2006, 03:22 PM

I thought it would be called "OdorRated"

GH

Gastric ReFlux · 04-26-2007, 02:15 PM

So is anyone using this?

eriqjaffe · 04-26-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

So is anyone using this?

I'm waiting until my supply of Michael Jordan cologne runs out first.

08-02-2006, 10:50 AM	#1
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	Now you too can smell just like Derek Jeter The cologne that'll make you clutch. http://www.boston.com/sports/basebal...own_fragrance/ Been striking out with the ladies, or the boys? Maybe it's time that you smell just like Derek Jeter.

08-02-2006, 10:52 AM	#2
eriqjaffe Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Under The Christmas Fish Posts: 7,733	If you wear it, you'd better watch yourself around A-Rod. __________________

08-02-2006, 10:56 AM	#3
Joshv02 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: , " Posts: 3,082	http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/baseball/...p/t1_jeter.jpg __________________ Brookline Maccabees. RIP

08-02-2006, 02:11 PM	#13
Joshv02 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: , " Posts: 3,082	http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...TV/mrt-gum.jpg __________________ Brookline Maccabees. RIP

08-02-2006, 02:33 PM	#15
BadluckinOOTP All Star Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: OKC Posts: 1,534	I was cool with Jeter until the Game 3 of the 2001 ALDS playoffs circa the 7th inning. __________________

08-02-2006, 01:24 PM	#7
drprestwood All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,501	Dude, why would I want to smell like dirt, grass, and Mariah Carey's ballsweat. Gross.

08-02-2006, 01:46 PM	#11
Highlander All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,036	Sure is a lot of hate for ol' Derek. I guess it is the years of so many people around here trying to prove how overrated he is colliding with the season he is having this year. Crow is always a tough bird to eat........

08-02-2006, 02:28 PM	#14
spleen1015 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 6,008	I wish I knew someone who hates Jeter as much as me. This would be the perfect gift.

08-02-2006, 02:38 PM	#16
marioh All Star Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 1,162	Clutch has a smell ?? Awesome ! Is it like a cherry type of smell ? Musk ? Hamburger ?

08-02-2006, 03:22 PM	#18
GForce Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,458 Infractions: 0/2 (2)	I thought it would be called "OdorRated" GH

04-26-2007, 02:15 PM	#19
Gastric ReFlux Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Member #3409 Posts: 8,350	So is anyone using this?