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All Star Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boading, China
Posts: 1,249
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If you want in this league, we don't want you!
"The premier online ootp league on the net", raves the Online OOTP Leagues on the Net Newsletter.
"I have seen a few leagues in my time, and yes, this is one of them!", says David Hasselhoff (stud actor). "If real players strike, I must get in this league", exclaims Bud Selig (MLB comissioner). The raves continue to roll in and the gates will no longer contain the masses who want to be a part of the ACL. Many may call but few will be chosen. This league is one of the strongest and finest leagues in spite of incompetent management and a weak ownership system. Regardless of that fact we are entering the playoffs of our 6th season. We have some openings about to occur in less than 24 hours that will give the new owners time to make some key resignings and be fully involved in the off-season festivities (including a 6-day visit to Belgium to scout prospective scabs). The Chicago White Sox, Kansas City Royals, and Milwaukee Braves are on the verge of becoming open. If you wish to be a part of this grand adventure, please drop an email to the ACL front man and stooge Don't delay. Be the first one on your block to become a member of this long standing and unique league that is known for it's savoir faire style and it's use of performance enhancing marital aids. |
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Minors (Triple A)
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South of Boston, Ma
Posts: 214
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If you want in this league, we don't want you!
Listen to the man! This league is full of incompetence. Just look at the Reds and the trades the Reds made.
Full of incompetence. Full of it. Great league, join it, you will miss out if you don't.
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"In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the Bigs." |
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