Secrets of the RP Version

Cap · 03-04-2006, 06:10 PM

A mole deep within the TBCB design team has revealed that the RP version as envisioned by its creators will be huge! A quantum leap ahead of the present version! Hold your breath and staple yourself to your chair....there will be multi-coloured text in the commentary screen! YESSS! The title "TITLE BOUT CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING: THE ROLE PLAYING VERSION" will be in huge letters that blot out your pathetic little screens! The Fighters List button will be yellow...and as big as a volkswagen! Not enough? Mein Gott, they're insatiable!The actual Fighters List screen will contain so much information that you will have to set two monitors side by side to view it all!!! Stats? You want stats? We got stats up the ying yang! Everything from shoe size to what they each liked for breakfast! Animation? Ptoooey! We don't waste our time with little pathetic moving stick people! Each gamer will receive a genuine set of unbelievable Title Bout cardboard cut-out figures that he can move around while he reads the fabulous commentary! And they will be in colour yet! Not sure yet which colour, maybe blue...

gocubsgo · 03-04-2006, 06:30 PM

Very nice Cap.

mh2365 · 03-05-2006, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by gocubsgo

Very nice Cap.

Don't encourage him

CONN CHRIS · 03-05-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mh2365

Don't encourage him

Did you outrun Nurse Hatchet with the med tray again Cap?

cubedrum · 03-07-2006, 03:02 PM

It's that Canadian beer!!!

Gunsmoke · 03-08-2006, 05:48 AM

Sorry did someone say beer...

javier_83 · 03-08-2006, 04:45 PM

ok.. i do not understand thjis very well :P

Cap · 03-08-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by javier_83

ok.. i do not understand thjis very well :P

That's OK, Javier. No one else does either.

Cap

03-04-2006, 06:10 PM	#1
Cap Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Large Province in God's Country Posts: 8,045	Secrets of the RP Version A mole deep within the TBCB design team has revealed that the RP version as envisioned by its creators will be huge! A quantum leap ahead of the present version! Hold your breath and staple yourself to your chair....there will be multi-coloured text in the commentary screen! YESSS! The title "TITLE BOUT CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING: THE ROLE PLAYING VERSION" will be in huge letters that blot out your pathetic little screens! The Fighters List button will be yellow...and as big as a volkswagen! Not enough? Mein Gott, they're insatiable!The actual Fighters List screen will contain so much information that you will have to set two monitors side by side to view it all!!! Stats? You want stats? We got stats up the ying yang! Everything from shoe size to what they each liked for breakfast! Animation? Ptoooey! We don't waste our time with little pathetic moving stick people! Each gamer will receive a genuine set of unbelievable Title Bout cardboard cut-out figures that he can move around while he reads the fabulous commentary! And they will be in colour yet! Not sure yet which colour, maybe blue... Attached Images __________________ "...There were Giants in Those Days.." Last edited by Cap; 03-04-2006 at 06:21 PM.

03-07-2006, 03:02 PM	#5
cubedrum All Star Reserve Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 952	It's that Canadian beer!!! __________________ "If you build a man a fire, he stays warm for one day. If you set a man on fire, he stays warm for the rest of his life" - Edgar Frog

03-08-2006, 04:45 PM	#7
javier_83 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,091	ok.. i do not understand thjis very well :P __________________ Unification World of Boxing Universal World of Boxing First Tbcb Forum Tournament

03-04-2006, 06:30 PM	#2
gocubsgo All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,556	Very nice Cap.

03-08-2006, 05:48 AM	#6
Gunsmoke All Star Starter Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,012	Sorry did someone say beer...