Is It Better Not To Know How The Game Works? - Page 2

WhiskyTango · 01-23-2026, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Reed

Costume??? And I always pictured you in your underwear at 3:00AM puffing a cigar with a drink in your hand hunched over your computer desk playing OOTP.
I am scared to ask but what kind of costume did your wife make for you and did you make one for her???

Picturing David Watts playing OOTP while wearing a costume: creepy.

Picturing David Watts playing OOTP while wearing only underwear: creepy.

Picturing David Watts playing OOTP wearing underwear underneath his costume: crosses a line.

Discuss.

David Watts · 01-23-2026, 12:13 PM

Don't understand why anyone would ever picture me smoking anything. That being said, one of my favorite early morning treats while playing OOTP is a stick of butter or two or three. Sometimes I roll it in brown sugar or cinnamon, but more often than not, I just enjoy it plain.

As for the underwear thing, it's funny that folks assume I even wear any. Years ago I got a full body tattoo that makes doing so very optional.

WhiskyTango · 01-23-2026, 02:42 PM

Of course just observing that yet again another forum thread devolves into glorifying the apparent "lifestyle choices" of David Watts. The folks posting about the changes they want to see in OOTP or how they aren't upgrading to the latest OOTP because of this or that no they're not it's because of this issue right here and it's always been about this but then people have been pointing this out since what - OTP ??? oh wait I gotta watch this my imaginary leopard is performing card tricks and he's got this one where he makes the card you select disappear and it shows up later in a Martin Scorcese commentary. I ask him and he just shrugs. He likes to roll around on the ceiling while I'm sleeping.

01-23-2026, 12:13 PM	#22
David Watts Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Looking for a place called Leehofooks Posts: 10,049 Infractions: 0/1 (1)	Don't understand why anyone would ever picture me smoking anything. That being said, one of my favorite early morning treats while playing OOTP is a stick of butter or two or three. Sometimes I roll it in brown sugar or cinnamon, but more often than not, I just enjoy it plain. As for the underwear thing, it's funny that folks assume I even wear any. Years ago I got a full body tattoo that makes doing so very optional.

01-23-2026, 02:42 PM	#23
WhiskyTango Minors (Triple A) Join Date: Mar 2025 Posts: 286	Of course just observing that yet again another forum thread devolves into glorifying the apparent "lifestyle choices" of David Watts. The folks posting about the changes they want to see in OOTP or how they aren't upgrading to the latest OOTP because of this or that no they're not it's because of this issue right here and it's always been about this but then people have been pointing this out since what - OTP ??? oh wait I gotta watch this my imaginary leopard is performing card tricks and he's got this one where he makes the card you select disappear and it shows up later in a Martin Scorcese commentary. I ask him and he just shrugs. He likes to roll around on the ceiling while I'm sleeping.