They sure hustled to sign somebody else's leftover breakfast.
Y'know, we could give the at-bats to Nimmo (not that I am very fond of him) now that Cespedes and Lagares and 21 other outfielders are injured, or, well, y'know, sign somebody else's leftover breakfast to bat
.169 for the next three weeks before releasing him again.
Although in the horror replacement signings pool, my pick was Rick Ankiel, again.