Palmer Parker just sounds like the name of a superstar.
P.S. I'd like to add that as someone who majored in English Literature, used to publish/edit an arts magazine, and has dabbled in creative writing a bit, your style here is just so refreshing and compelling. I often feel like my style here is not me at my most creative. Reading your posts partly makes me feel a bit ashamed of my own wooden prose but mostly leaves me inspired and entertained. Thanks for that!