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Originally Posted by BIG17EASY
Everyone knows the green M&M's make you hit home runs.
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"So there I am, in St. Louis, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzie wouldn't take the field that night. So, Whitey pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Hernandez, and Lonnie Smith, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big mountain lion. I managed to take out the mountain lion with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzie took the field and had a great game."
