Okay, even my eternal optimism is fading just a bit....
After delving into the issue very deeply, I think I have found out why the Cutie Coonies stink: there is no Japanese player!
It is so simple! Why did the GM not realize this back in the winter? For shame on him! There has never been a team worth anything in Portland without a Japanese player; why would he think that he can skirt the laws of karma? No one every has. In fact, attempted skirting is what the laws of karma cover more explicitly than anything else!
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