August Report
We finally accomplished something, a .500 month. 14-14 for August, which is actually our best month of the season!! Overall 60-73 .451.
I’m stuck in a division with three (count ’em) three serious PeL contenders. They’re so busy wrecking each other’s records that they barely even notice the Penguin guts on their tire treads.
We started pitching a little. We started hitting a little. And somewhere in there, we had an eight-game losing streak. Overall, our miserable numbers are slowly improving, and we’re inching our way out of the Relegation Zone.
I think it’s due to the number five guy down there, the only guy in this division with a sob story even worse than ours.
All four of them have twice as many years in the trenches (at least) as these new upstarts from New Orleans.
Should I be impressed or sad that we’re limping through somehow?
Pessimistic Forecast Model™ says 73-74 wins. Regardless of the final outcome, it’s almost certain to be the worst season we’ve ever had.
Is it relegation-level worst, or only crap? Stay tuned!