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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux
Ken Hawk Harrelson please.
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Insanity!
"Sit back, relax and strap it down...
it's time to play some baseball...
Here's Ffolkenburger...
'The F Word' has a .218 average and 18 home runs this year...
Boy, I tell you what...
he's got a chance to be a real special player...
here's the pitch from Jjohnsen...
strike called...
outside corner...
Man, that's some B.S. right there!
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Alright...
the sacks are packed with Omnimalevolent Walrus...
and here's Petey Ramiraz...
Give 'em a thrill Petey...
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2-2 count...
the pitch from Jjohnsen...
a long drive...
stay fair!...
it doesn't...
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1-2 count
time to cinch 'em up and hunker down...
the pitch from Gullicksdottir...
swung on...
that's way back...
stretch ball...
STRETCH!
it's off the wall!...
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ducks on the pond...
for Joey Joey...
3-2 count...
c'mon J.J!
zone 'em in, reel 'em in and light 'em up...
the pitch from Ppfeisterson...
swung on...
a duck snort into right field...
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that is three down...
but the damage is done...
and a crooked number goes on the board...
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The Big Ouch winds up and delivers...
Jefflenort swings...
and misses...
GAAAASSSS!!
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Walrus down by 1 run here...
Ffolkenburger is up...
Yardley Lavendar leads off first...
2 down...
3-2 count...
the Walrus are down to their last bullet...
here's the pitch from Dingleterry...
swung on....
deep down the left field line...
STAY FAIR!
STAY FAIR!
It doesn't....
Right size, wrong shape...
We'll do it again...
Dingleterry winds up...
throws...
'The F Word' swings...
hit DEEP!
Back goes Ballantine-Hamms....
he loooooooks up....
and you CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN....
PUT IT ON THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAARD....
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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