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Originally Posted by Déjà Bru

This thread is chuckle-worthy on several levels:

1. Owner: "Who's the moron who approved this? You, Jerheme? Tell me, what are we going to do with the multi-deck parking garage that we just finished building? Turn it into condos?"
   
2. Contractor: "Uh, Mr. Jerheme, is says right here in the specs that you approved that there were to be 50 jumbo-sized luxury suites. We had trouble getting the 49th and 50th in there, to tell you the truth. We wondered, but we figured you were into some 1% rich folk marketing gig."
   
3. Contractor: "So now you want to rip them out and install regular seating? That's gonna cost a bundle! Well, at least we won't need any more restrooms. Got 50 of those already."

50 suites with a capacity of one!