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BRONZE LEAGUE .257 DAY 1 - THE RIGHT ON TARGET REPORT

Record: 12-14
Position: Last place in NC East, 21st in league, 3.5 games ahead of Queens County Reavers for the final relegation spot

TRANSACTIONS
There was a pack. There was also disappointment of the eternal baseball variety.

HITTING STATS
C - Gary Carter (.243, 2 HR, 6 RBI)
C - Randy Hundley (.284, 1 HR, 5 RBI)
1B - Mark Grace (.310, 2 HR, 8 RBI)
2B - Edgardo Alfonzo (.289, 3 HR, 15 RBI)
2B - Jose Reyes (.227, 0 HR, 1 RBI)
3B - Luis Castillo (.383, 1 HR, 11 RBI)
3B - Tim Wallach (.240, 5 HR, 10 RBI)
SS - Don Kessinger (.247, 0 HR, 4 RBI)
LF - Dale Murphy (.267, 9 HR, 23 RBI)
LF - Enos Slaughter (.273, 2 HR, 5 RBI)
CF - Aaron Rowand (.241, 2 HR, 12 RBI)
RF - Paul Waner (.263, 1 HR, 9 RBI)
RF - Brad Wilkerson (.138, 1 HR, 5 RBI)
DH - Andy Pafko (.295, 7 HR, 21 RBI)

PITCHING STATS
SP - Burleigh Grimes (0-3, 10.47)
SP - Doug Drabek (3-1, 3.45)
SP - Josh Johnson (3-1, 3.56)
SP - Rick Reed (1-3, 6.19)
SP - Joaquin Andujar (2-3, 2.70)

RP - Terry Leach (0-0, 4.50)
RP - Greg McMichael (0-0, 2.84)
RP - Brue Sutter (1-0, 3.21, 1 sv)
RP - Jeff Reardon (1-1, 3.46)
RP - Jeff Lahti (1-0, 4.61)
CL - Gene Garber (0-2, 6.75, 3 sv)

WHAT'S HOT?
The fried foods at the concession stand

WHO REALLY SUCKS?
Burleigh Grimes: 0-3, 11.07 ERA in last 4 starts (20.1 IP)

Notes: As we can all see, the problem is immediately visible. We're decent enough to not suck completely, but at the same time, being decent enough will only keep us in this tier and not allow us to get any points. We need to be bad enough to finish 29th in the league. However, I am encouraged to see that Dale Murphy and Andy Pafko are pulling their weight and not falling into last season's traps. May their flirtation with above average performance continue.

CURRENT COIN COUNT: 358