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Old 05-10-2019, 01:55 AM   #6
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The executions began in earnest over the past two sims. Acquired in a random act of open tryouts just the other day was Jason Giambi (95), but after failing to impress in a trial run, he hath been sold for 11,000 points. The trials that ensued afterwards produced absolutely nothing. Emperor Magus was left furious and instead of sending them to the Staten Island gulags, he had the trialists executed on the spot via lava bath.

Joining the army from the reserves was left-handed right-handed pitcher killer Phil Cavarretta (72) to relieve some pressure off of an underachieving Hank Aaron. There's just one problem...now they're both underachieving. The executions will continue until morale improves.

Another notable to join the team was an underrated silver-coated reliever who can get anybody out. Hersh Freeman (77) joined for 1,000 points. So far in just 10 appearances, we have been sold a lemon. The Kingdom guards have been sent to find the huckster who sold him to us, so they may be executed in our newest form of executions. We have two executioners, and whoever chop off the most limbs in 60 seconds wins a bonus. The other has to do extra executions with no paid overtime.

Two members of the Dynasty have been sent to wherever the All Star Game was held this season to participate in it. Dwight Gooden & Willians Astudillo were deemed to be our best soldiers and thus represented Brooklyn proudly. Both players found their way into the game, with Astudillo getting a base hit in the 5th inning, and Gooden working a scoreless 6th inning.

YE OLDE HITTING STATS
C - Willians Astudillo - .290, 15 HR, 50 RBI
C - Mike Matheny - .197, 1 HR, 9 RBI
1B - Kris Bryant - .273, 18 HR, 68 RBI
2B - Chuck Knoblauch - .291, 4 HR, 43 RBI
3B - David Wright - .243, 13 HR, 58 RBI
SS - Don Hoak - .296, 11 HR, 29 RBI
SS - Roy McMillan - .242, 0 HR, 1 RBI
LF - Pete Rose - .257, 7 HR, 35 RBI
LF - Ronald Acuna Jr. - .297, 5 HR, 39 RBI
CF - Cool Papa Bell - .277, 1 HR, 16 RBI
RF - Paul Waner - .272, 7 HR, 42 RBI
RF - Lorenzo Cain - .297, 1 HR, 17 RBI
DH - Hank Aaron - .261, 8 HR, 37 RBI
DH - Phil Cavarretta - .239, 1 HR, 6 RBI

YE OLDE PITCHING STATS
SP - Dwight Gooden - 11-4, 2.78
SP - Noah Syndergaard - 11-7, 3.89
SP - Jim Bunning - 9-5, 3.98
SP - Hunter Greene - 6-8, 3.23
SP - Bert Blyleven - 5-5, 3.87

RP - Ty Buttrey - 1-1, 6.94, 4 sv
RP - Britt Burns - 0-0, 3.43, 1 sv
RP - Neftali Feliz - 3-2, 2.03, 1 sv
RP - Hersh Freeman - 0-0, 4.97, 1 sv
RP - Aaron Sele - 4-4, 3.84, 3 sv
CL - Edwin Diaz - 2-1, 0.61, 15 sv
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