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Old 05-08-2019, 01:54 AM   #5
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The second full day of Bronze .235 play has come and gone, and it ends with Brooklyn leading the division by 5 games. However, there is a disturbance in the Kingdom. That disturbance being a 4 game losing streak, all against far inferior competition, which includes a 3 game sweep at home at the hands of the traitorous North Marysville Pigs. Their mascot is exactly what they are, and rest assured we will redeem ourselves the next time they come calling...OR THERE WILL BE EXECUTIONS.

Hunter Greene (3-6, 3.39) has continued to struggle, and our advisors believe that it is more than just bad luck. As such, he has been banished to the bullpen to sort himself out. Bert Blyleven (2-0, 2.88, 1 sv in 26 appearances) has been summoned to take his spot in the starting rotation.

Throughout the day, there were open tryouts in the Kingdom as part of a recruitment drive. One fine warrior stood out among all the trialists, and as such he has been named our new closer to replace Ty Buttrey (1-1, 6.75, 4 sv). The warrior who impressed us was revealed to be Sir Sugar, also known to the commoners as Edwin Diaz. However, the rest did not meet our strict requirements, and thus were sent to the gulag that is Staten Island. For the moment, there will be no further changes...but the executions will begin in earnest if the losing streak continues.

YE OLDE HITTING STATS
C - Willians Astudillo - .311, 7 HR, 28 RBI
C - Mike Matheny - .209, 1 HR, 7 RBI
1B - Kris Bryant - .265, 10 HR, 28 RBI
2B - Chuck Knoblauch - .295, 2 HR, 19 RBI
2B - Nellie Fox - .381, 0 HR, 5 RBI
3B - David Wright - .232, 9 HR, 40 RBI
SS - Fernando Tatis Jr. - .197, 6 HR, 22 RBI
SS - Don Hoak - .276, 4 HR, 10 RBI
LF - Pete Rose - .265, 1 HR, 19 RBI
LF - Ronald Acuna Jr. - .303, 3 HR, 24 RBI
CF - Cool Papa Bell - .268, 0 HR, 4 RBI
RF - Paul Waner - .258, 7 HR, 31 RBI
RF - Lorenzo Cain - .280, 0 HR, 8 RBI
DH - Hank Aaron - .244, 2 HR, 21 RBI

YE OLDE PITCHING STATS
SP - Dwight Gooden - 5-2, 2.95
SP - Noah Syndergaard - 5-3, 3.43
SP - Jim Bunning - 3-3, 4.93
SP - Mark Langston - 5-2, 4.86
SP - Bert Blyleven - 2-0, 2.88

RP - Ty Buttrey - 1-1, 6.75, 4 sv
RP - Britt Burns - 0-0, 3.86, 1 sv
RP - Neftali Feliz - 2-0, 1.44
RP - Hunter Greene - 3-6, 3.39
RP - Aaron Sele - 4-0, 3.82, 1 sv
CL - Edwin Diaz - 1-0, 1.00, 3 sv
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