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An all-points-bulletin has been issued in Waffletown for their missing offense, as the team continues to struggle at the plate. Apparently not wanting their teammates to feel bad, the pitching staff has dropped back to a similarly mediocre level of play. After a nice start to the season in April (15-10), the Syrups went in the opposite direction for May to finish out the month 10-17. When asked about the poor performance so far this season, the GM of Waffletown sighed heavily and shrugged.
"We can't hit. We can't pitch. We can't field. I'm just shocked we're only 2 games off the division lead. Imagine where we'd be if we could actually play this game?"
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