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Originally Posted by actionjackson
Three words: Hire. Tonya. Harding.
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Blech! Have you seen Tonya Harding these days? Maybe I'd hire her to do an aftershave commercial, but for anything else, I'd rather spare the innocent retinas of everyone involved.
Besides, there's no need for actual physical contact to take place to knock Flopsbury out of action. I'd wager that the infinitesimal seismic ripple caused by a single coconut falling from a tree on some remote island in the Pacific 5,000 miles away would probably suffice in knocking hm off the active roster for the remainder of the season.