All the red statements below are wrong. All the green ones turned out true.
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Originally Posted by Westheim
World Series Predictions:
No clue who's gonna win or how long it'll take. But I am convinced of the following:
- Relief pitchers will toss more innings than starting pitchers.
- At least one conventional relief pitcher on each team will toss either at least 10 innings, or two innings per game (whatever is less).
- A starter will be yanked in the first inning after having had the audacity to throw ball one.
- There will be a game with no more than four runs scored that ends in regulation and still takes more than 3:45 to play.
- Either Yasiel Puig or Manny Machado will do something outrageous earning them wholesale condemnation, but not earn them actual punishment.
- Joe Buck will be terrific.
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According to my count there were 56.2 innings tossed by starting pitchers; 48.1 innings by relief pitchers.
I will give myself the last two, because Manny Mouthful stepped on another first baseman and I could not find anything on a fine for that. Puig was just the usual punk.
And how do you not love Joe Bu- OKAY, OKAY.
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- Joe Buck will be terrific.
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