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Originally Posted by Caporegime
Well, the good news is that Flopsbury still has (as far as I know) ten perfectly breakable finger nails. That's ten chances of him ending up on the 60-day IL (No more DL, BTW. The word "Disabled" has been officially adjudged an irredeemably offensive non-word by the Ministry of Truth) opening a jar of pickles, scratching himself behind the ear, or clicking the "Return" button on his bank's website while checking to see if those unearned salary checks he's getting are still being promptly deposited by his employer.
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