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Originally Posted by actionjackson
Whoa dude! Tell us how you really feel!  Don't worry, he'll be gone soon enough, and if they put him on the 60-day DL (where he'll give the Yankees the greatest value he possibly can...Ba-dum-tss!...I'll be here all week...Try the veal), that'll open up a spot on the 25-man roster. Win/win for you guys. |
Well, the good news is that Flopsbury still has (as far as I know) ten perfectly breakable finger nails. That's ten chances of him ending up on the 60-day IL (No more DL, BTW. The word "Disabled" has been officially adjudged an irredeemably offensive non-word by the Ministry of Truth) opening a jar of pickles, scratching himself behind the ear, or clicking the "Return" button on his bank's website while checking to see if those unearned salary checks he's getting are still being promptly deposited by his employer.
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Last edited by Caporegime; 02-23-2019 at 01:13 PM.
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