Nice writeup. I will take comfort in the fact that you failed to mention my top hitter
Alex "Ogre" Bridges who had a huge breakout year in 1984 with 60+ xbh, .871 OPS and 7 WAR and is currently tearing up the GCL with a 1.241 OPS. Of course he's one of the few guys on my team hitting -
Lopez is killing me in the leadoff spot wit a .200 OBP and .311 OPS and #2 hitter
Eric Jones has yet to draw a walk. "Biggest Douche in the Universe"
Jonathan Edwards has been a steaming turd in the cleanup spot with a *gag* *cough* .254 OPS Gonna move some guys around and try to light a spark. If this offense turns around we may be respectable.