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Old 11-11-2004, 08:09 AM   #11
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I would have hired him a personal trainer, got several bodyguards to keep him away from women (castration would not have been ruled out) and food, blackmailed him to be faithful (would tell his wife, priest and the public if necessary) and played him both in the outfield and started him every fourth day. He would have hit 900 homers and won 400 games. Upon retirement, he would have led the Yankees to 10 World Series, then served as Baseball Commissioner. He would not have allowed the Giants and Dodgers to go west. He would have expanded Major League baseball using the PCL, American Association and International League. He would have allowed Markus to use MLB players and teams free of charge...but only if he improved play-by-play, let us steal with two strikes and added all the missing play results and a financial coefficient to the game (my favorite requests)...and although I am personally not interested...for all of you who are...add HTH.

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