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Old 05-19-2004, 01:46 PM   #14
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If you want to get Mariano Rivera's attention, sit by the Yankees bullpen and heckle him in Spanish. Ask him if he wants to pleasure you orally. Guaranteed to get a dirty look!

Of course, then he comes in and gets the save anyway.
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