[Fritz]

Let us review your qualifications:

1.) Looks good in a smoking jacket - FAILED
2.) Knows supermodels - FAILED
3.) Owns spare set of teeth - PASSED
4.) Can drive a bus. - PASSED
5.) Thinks Medula Oblongata is dirty and should be banned - PASSED
6.) Can recited al the words to the Crying Game - PASSED
7.) Dressed up like a granola dyke to go see the Indigo Girls - PASSED
8.) Poops gerbils - PASSED
9.) Curses with ease - FAILED
10.) Buys slips at Lane Bryant - PASSED
11.) Owns every Barry Manilow record - PASSED
12.) Stores extra keys to the equipment room in bunghole - PASSED
13.) Life of the party - FAILED
14.) SCUBA dives - FAILED
15.) Know how to throw the camel toe ball - FAILED
16.) Is "too sexy for this bench. too sexy and a mench, too sexy" - PASSED
17.) Knows when to hold em, knows when to fold em - FAILED


boy, that is a tossup.

my people will get with your people