[Mel_Ott]

My loathing for all things Yankee is boundless and utterly irrational. It has nothing to do with any particular Yankee players, or Steinbrenner, or their history of success, or their legions of fans across the globe - it's more a gut-level disgust, like I feel toward mayonnaise and sour cream, only more so. They're up there with the Cowboys, the Raiders, and the Dodgers. My idea of a perfect Sunday in September or October includes convincing disembowelings of all four of those teams, simultaneously.