[Ragin Cajun]

Canadians and their beer. Anyone remember the McKenzie Brothers, Bob and Doug,
from the Great White North?

Bob: You Are Our Guest, g'day and...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo
Bob: Oh sorry...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo
Bob: Sorry. So g'day. Welcome to You Are Our Guest.
Doug: It's a new show, eh? And like it was my idea.
Bob: Aw, take off! Okay, so I'm Bob McKenzie, this is my brother Doug.
Doug: How's it going, eh?
Bob: Okay, so what you do is, you take the album where it's got all this written down, eh? You follow it along and you are our Guest.
SFX: Chair.
Bob: And like, there's even a chair here for you.
Doug: But like, there's no one in it, eh? So like you're not really our guest, eh?
Bob: Geez hosehead, will you stop blowing everything?
Doug: Okay, eh?
Bob: Okay, so g'day! C'mon up here, sit down. Welcome.
SFX: Sitting in chair.
You: G'day, how's it going?
Bob: Pretty good. So this is your first time on the show, eh? You're not nervous, eh?
You: No Bob, I'm pretty comfortable.
Bob: Can I get you a beer, or back bacon?
You: No thanks Bob, I just ate. Say, you guys like my toque?
Bob: Yeah. It's a beauty.
You: Doug, don't you like my toque?
(Pause)
Bob: Hey, hoser...
Doug: What?
Bob: Our guest asked you a question.
Doug: There's nobody here but me and you, hosehead.
You: Excuse me, can I say something?
Doug: What?
Bob: Oh so now you're talking to our guest, eh hoser?
Doug: Okay, but only cuz he tricked me, eh?
You: Listen you hosers, the only reason I came on this show was to tell you guys that the idea of having me as your guest is stolen.
Bob: It was his idea.
Doug: Take off, it was not!
You: Look, I don't care which one of you hosers ripped it off but it's been done before. On other albums, on TV shows. And all you've proven by doing this is that you're a couple of hosers.
Bob: Yeah, well you're a hoser for going along with it this far.

Yes, you are a hoser for reading this far...
And I'm a hoser for posting this in the first place. Take of eh!