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Originally Posted by low
I hate it, but this is true.
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Yes, but...
Because he has 98% of his team behind him and only focused on getting the maximum result for him - 2% are spent on putting tires on Yuki's car and then he's on his own - and on top of that he has Darth Helmut spitting poison at everybody vaguely close to being a threat.
Meanwhile, the orange team is mostly focused on making sure to step on everybody's genitals by an equal amount. It has to be fair!
Unrelated, shut down the internet. Kimi's car had a sudden urge to head for the barriers on the penultimate lap yesterday (it is OBVIOUS from the footage! - even a certain one-eyed guy should see it!!) and he went off the track, which is how Lando slipped through to finish fourth after all.
Of course it's all a
conspiracy and
Benz slowed Kimi down so a
Benz engine can win the championship, and Kimi is now the scum of the Earth on social media.
Ugh, I hate everything and everybody and I just want to go back to bed and sleep for seven weeks straight........
