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Ohhhhhh… you gotta be kidding me, bro.
This—this is one of the most disgusting losses I’ve ever seen as a Mets fan, alright? I mean, are you kidding me with this?! Bobby Colon is dealing, bro — dealing! He’s got a no-hitter goin’ into the seventh inning, he’s making the Dodgers look like a Little League team, and then what happens? What always happens with this team, man — everything falls apart!
You get one out in the seventh, and then it’s like the baseball gods just decided, “Nope, not today, Mets fans. You’ve had enough nice things.” A triple, an error, a double — boom, boom, boom — the whole thing unravels! Colon gives up one earned run the entire game, and somehow he’s the loser! You can’t make it up, bro!
And don’t even get me started on the offense. TEN HITS, bro! Ten hits! And what do they do? They leave about fifteen guys on base! Brubaker’s out there doing everything — three hits, a homer, a double, a walk, scores two runs — the guy’s basically carrying the team on his back, and the rest of the lineup’s lookin’ like they’re sleepin’ through rush hour on the 7 train!
You’ve got runners in scoring position all day, and what do they do? Nothin’, bro! Nothin’! Groundouts, strikeouts, pop-ups — it’s a disaster. I’m watchin’ this game thinkin’, “Here we go again. Typical Mets.” Colon should’ve had a shutout win, easy. Instead, the bullpen comes in, gives up two bombs — one in the eighth, one in the ninth — and that’s it! Ballgame, Dodgers take Game 1.
Six runs on six hits, bro. Six runs on six hits! It’s almost impressive how this team finds new ways to break your heart every October, except for last year.
I’m tellin’ ya, man — I’ve seen some bad ones over the years. 2006, 2015, 2021, 2025… but this one? This one’s right up there. Colon deserved better. The fans deserved better.
Unbelievable, bro. Just unbelievable.
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