[Amazin69]

I should be smirking about Fat Cheater Bielema leading Illinois to one of the worst defeats by an alleged Top Ten team this century (Nebraska was obliterated by Ohio State, 62-3, in 2016, but 63-10 doesn't suck, schädenfreude-wise, I admit) or trying to do an impression of the President asking Dabo Swinney "Are you tired of winning yet?"…

…but it's hard to gloat after that, I admit. I'm sure I'll continue to invoke Rule #3* as the season continues, but this result makes it harder to enjoy.

(*—this is a refernce to the Gamecocks subreddit, where the first two Rules are about courtesy and civil behavior, and where Rule 3 is two words, and the second is "Clemson". )