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Originally Posted by Cobra Mgr
SEC Shorts Probably the best one they've done so far this year.
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These SEC Shorts are top quality with great acting. Top LOLs in this one:
- Girlfriend/wife's face when the detective skips out on a birthday party to go to work.
- Dead body: South Carolina (nice stare when the sheet is removed). "Not so cocky now, huh?"
- King Vanderbilt appears, doing his strut dance, cane and all. In a police lineup. (The police join in.)
- Hysterical Tennessee fan needs a replay from better days on a borrowed phone to calm him down. Works immediately; apparently a short attention span.
- Guy in a Georgia Tech (blooper?) t-shirt, running through a backyard, eluding the SEC cops. What's he carrying? Part of a goalpost.
- To the closet blogger, good cop: "Put the keyboard down, son." Bad cop: "Arch Manning a fivestar. You make me sick."
- "Oh, I hate the night games. That's when the real voodkoo kicks up. They try and destroy evidence and you just hope you can get there before it's too late." They do, bagging Florida player #1 (blooper, QB DJ Lagway wears #2) throwing five footballs to LSU player #9 (#10, S Dashawn Spears, would have been better).
- Notre Dame: "Officer, that's her. She's right there. Get her!" She being Texas A&M: "Can I get a copy of those (police) notes verbatim for my dream journal?" Cop: "No jury in the world is going to convict a team that hasn't beat a ranked team on the road in 10 years. What's wrong with you, Rudy?"
A bit over the top and harsh, though: Tyler Buchner ducking the camera, petrified, hiding behind a tree. Especially in light of this:
Why NBC Should Be Ashamed of Notre Dame-Texas A&M Broadcast - "NBC's coverage of Tyler Buchner was pathetic."