Pre-game update…
…on the Braves' pregame, Peter Moylan says "the Mets are already Mets-ing", which earns him a hearty "**** you, Peter" from me. In case you forgot, you losers are 51-67 and there's talk of the Noc-a-Homas outright releasing Rasiel Iglesias as a salary dump
…yes, it is Gaudin and CJ, thankfully. No Frenchy in sight!
…Frankie Mown-ass is getting sent to the pen, which I suppose is kinder than my suggestion of dropping him down a well. He'll be available on Thursday. As for who takes his start on Saturday, there is speculation about calling up either Sproat or McLean, but nobody has any real idea as yet. Possibly not even David Stearns
…Stearns has actually fled the country! Okay, so he's gone to Tokyo to scout a big 1B/3B prospect in the Unmentionable League. Rumor hath it
Stearns is considering Random Fellow as a possible replacement for Polar Pete, should Peeeeeete opt to opt-out of his option.
(I hope Stearns's passport has time to run… because he might have to!)