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Old 05-09-2025, 09:34 PM   #19
Brad K
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With Manager Derek Shelton gone, General Manager Ben Cherington's departure now seems assured. After all, Bob Nutting isn't going to fire himself. So how would the advertisement for a new GM read? Well...

MLB team seeks General Manager. The successful candidate will be able to create a third place team with fifth place money. Making the playoffs is not required, however the ability to remain within "we can do it with a miracle" distance of the last Wild Card spot through mid August is desirable.

Ability to talk to the media at length without saying anything relevant is a bonus. Absent this, candidate must be able to convincingly present a positive attitude regardless of reality.

Please send a resume with a cover letter stating the minimum salary you will accept to:

PNC Park
115 Federal St
Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Attention: The Worst Owner In Baseball
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