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Old 03-09-2025, 12:25 PM   #93
Déjà Bru
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At first, I wanted to cry "Blasphemy!" but beards are ubiquitous these days. Even I grew one recently; being retired, I got tired of shaving, finally. Although a beard cannot be neglected; it requires frequent shampooing, trimming, and conditioning. But it's not the daily scrape, scrape, scrape.

I was a bit disappointed that the wife didn't notice it for over a month.
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Mrs. Bru probably did, but figured that you'd tire of it without her having to raise her voice.
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You may have something there.
I beg indulgence from the moderators for this hirsute non-sequitur, but you nailed it, Westheim.

Last night, for a number of reasons including the discovery that beard hair is not like scalp hair — wild and untrainable at least by me — I shaved it all off and went to bed. This morning, my wife was on the phone with her mother when I came down and she noticed the change immediately, with a smile and excited chatter to her mother about it.

Are you a marriage counselor by profession, perchance?
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