...hungry for a win, that is. You see, poor Willis is a member of the Birmingham Barons, one of the two poor ownerless teams in the FLOG. Little Willis and 24 other players like him desperately need a kind-hearted foster owner to relieve their misery.
If you decide to become a foster owner, you'll recieve bi-weekly reports on Willis's progress, perhaps signed by Willis himself. You'll hear first hand how your gift of GM knowledge is making a difference in the tiny, isolated farming village of Birmingham, Alabama.
Look at those sad, soulful eyes; the eyes of a pitcher who could be doing so much better than 0-8 with a little encouragement. Couldn't you open your heart this Christmas and adopt a needy FLOG team?
Seriously, folks, the FLOG is a blast, and now would be a great time to get into it. Your team will be pretty low-maintenance through the holidays; then right about the time the midwinter blahs set in, the regular season will end and massive free agency will make it posiible for a savvy owner to build a team in a hurry. Join now, or limp forever from kicking yourself...