BNN Report
News from the CBO, Minors, BCAC, and CYL
by Nat Wright-Kawolski
24 April 2311
CBO Analysis
We have just begun the 2311 season, and already the storylines are exploding across the CBO. We will break down the individual leagues, as we usually do in our two-week breakdowns of league performance.
One thing to point out is that we know it is early, but there have been some interesting results so far. The top of the first Power Rankings will serve as the first big surprise. One league has a four-way tie for 1st place, two expansion teams are in the early thick of the playoff hunt, and some star and up-and-coming players are already dealing with injuries.
Here are the current team power rankings for Commonwealth Baseball Organization:
Teams (Total Points, Tendency):
1) FHE Yao Guai (143.5, +)
2) Oberland T-51s (143.5, -)
3) Starlight Killers (143.5, ++)
4) Nahant Celtics (129.6, -)
5) Salem Witch Hats (129.6, +)
6) Quincy Gunners (124.8, ++)
7) Lexington Synths (114.8, ++)
8) Nordhagen Beach Party Boys (114.8, ++)
9) Atom Cats (111.8, --)
10) Jamaica Plain Red Rockets (111.8, o)
11) University Point Deathclaws (109.8, -)
12) Bunker Hill 75ers (99.9, ++)
13) Cambridge Coursers (99.9, --)
14) Roxbury Rad Sox (99.9, +)
15) The Slog Ghouls (93.9, -)
16) Egret Ninjas (92.9, --)
17) Spectacle Island Reapers (88.1, ++)
18) Diamond City Swatters (86.1, o)
19) Goodneighbor Hancocks (82.1, --)
20) Vault 81 Dwellers (69.2, ++)
21) Fort Hagen Silver Shroud (66.2, -)
22) Malden Grognaks (66.2, --)
23) Sunshine Tidings Chemists (66.2, -)
24) County Crossing Bloodbugs (47.4, --)
25) Easy Town Assaultrons (36.5, o)
26) Concord Radstags (33.5, -)
27) Southie Brews (17.7, -)
28) Glowing Sea Radscorpions (1.8, o)
We told you the top would serve as a surprise!
Brotherhood League
Salem and Nahant are sitting at the top with Nordhagen Beach just a game behind them. The Party Boys already got a blow when they learned that rising star, RF Gorgeous DiGiacomo, will be out for the remainder of the season after tearing his Achilles tendon. DiGiacomo hit .331 with 8 home runs and 38 RBI as a part-time starter in 2310.
While they are not above .500, one team worth giving kudos to early is the Malden Grognaks at 5-8. While the statistics do not back up the record, currently 13th in runs scored (54) and 12th in runs allowed (76), the Grognaks have found ways to win games and can only hope to improve on their 45-85 record in their debut year. So far, the Grogs are on that pace. 1B Andy Stamey (.318/2/12) has had a decent start on the season, as has SP Nick Hardy (2-0, 3.06).
Institute League
We know that PAM chose Fort Hagen to win this league and the CBO title in 2311, but the team comprised of a bunch of newcomers to the CBO has had early struggles, currently 5-8 and tied for 5th place with Sunshine Tidings. Starlight is sitting atop the IL, tied with Oberland and FHE for the CBO's top record, with Lexington and Cambridge surprise teams above .500.
Just like we mentioned Malden, let's also break down the Coursers some more, a team currently in the playoff hunt unlike their SCA expansion counterparts. Statistically, it makes no sense that they are a game above .500, but the most important statistic is wins and losses. Cambridge is 10th in runs scored (65) and tied for 10th in runs allowed (73). 1B Lettit Bee (.400/2/8) has had the strongest start on offense, while SP Lippy Lyonne (1-0, 2.70) has started out well for Cambridge after coming just 11 days ago from Malden in a trade.
Minutemen League
Four teams are packed together and knotted up at 8-5, including Quincy which started 0-5 and now has won eight straight. Typical slow starters University Point and Jamaica Plain are up there, too, along with a surprise visit from Atom. Southie can already start preparing for the draft and what their 2312 roster may look like.
Goodneighbor is a game below .500, but we feel as though they are a team on the brink of being competitive. Of course, it does not help that star player, CF Missile Crews (.355/0/10) has been banged up to start the season. Goodneighbor is 9th in runs scored (66) and 4th in runs against (64) thanks to a young and generally effective pitching staff. Staff ace and expected 2312 Vim! Pitcher Award winner, Heaven Fontenot (3-1, 2.56), has already thrown a no-hitter this season and has looked good on the mound.
Railroad League
FHE tied for the CBO's best record? What in Ug-Qualtoth's name is going on here? Let's take a closer look at them later. For now, while the Yao Guai are tied with Oberland atop the RL, Pam's pick for the team to emerge from the SCA, Vault 81, is in 6th at 5-8 with a bullpen that may be a detriment to their championship aspirations (13th in Bullpen ERA at 7.46).
For the Yao Guai, nothing particularly stands out for the team. They are 5th in runs scored (78) and tied for 5th in runs allowed (65). Both SS Hose Wallcrawler (.370/4/12) and 1B Innis Sark (.359/4/13) have been good all-around hitters, with LF Makin Jobear joining them for the team HR lead at four. FHE is second in home runs with 23. On the mound, third starter Baker Dozen (3-0, 1.65) has been the one doing the most damage to opponents.
CBO Standings
CBO Players of the Week
April 17 - It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Redface Brickstone, the Lexington Synths 24-year-old right fielder, put himself in the spotlight last week making him the clear-cut choice for North Charles Association Player of the Week honors.
He ripped 13 hits in 26 at-bats, compiling a .500 average with 3 home runs and 12 RBIs.
Ben Pawlak is respected by most Roxbury Rad Sox fans for his no-frills style of play. The 34-year-old center fielder went about his business with vigor last week to grab the South Charles Association Player of the Week honors.
He compiled a .462 average (12-for-26) with 3 home runs, 6 RBIs and 8 runs scored.
April 24 - Cypher Raige demonstrated his potential to be a star in the game last week and today he took home the North Charles Association Player of the Week Award.
The The Slog right fielder wreaked havoc on opposing pitchers last week, pounding them for a .480 average (12-for-25) with 3 home runs and 6 RBIs on his way to claiming the honor.
This week's Player of the Week was Orcin Cardinal of the Oberland T-51s.
He battered South Charles Association pitching for 7 hits in 19 at-bats, 5 home runs and 10 RBIs while hitting .368 and scoring 5 runs.
CBO Transactions
Monday, April 24th , 2311
Quincy Gunners: Placed RP Ghost Kyudalson on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/23/2311.
Malden Grognaks: Placed SP Tyler Whitestag on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/23/2311.
Oberland T-51s: Signed RP Dan Redplate.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SP Dokk Strassi.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SP Casy Mize.
Atom Cats: Signed 2B Tolan Vigilant.
Sunday, April 23rd , 2311
Salem Witch Hats: Placed RF Rip Risk on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/21/2311.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed RP Dufus Dumbson.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed SP Alex Bishop.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed SP Xeno Lakelady.
The Sunshine Tidings Chemists traded 23-year old 2B Sola Nabe to the Atom Cats, getting 25-year old minor league SS Fat Cat Beimborn and 22-year old minor league 3B Zero Nought in return.
Saturday, April 22nd , 2311
County Crossing Bloodbugs: Placed RP Dustin Hebert on the 60-day injured list.
The Slog Ghouls: Activated LF Boots Yellowhair from the injured list.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Placed 2B Elton Goodspeed on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/21/2311.
Cambridge Coursers: Signed SP Trashy Binns.
Friday, April 21st , 2311
Easy Town Assaultrons: Placed RP John Walden on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/20/2311.
Southie Brews: Signed RF Noah Arch.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed 1B Montgomery Peterman.
Southie Brews: Released CF Jukebox Luttrell.
Thursday, April 20th , 2311
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Activated 2B Rollie Leroyson from the injured list.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Placed CF Missile Crews on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/19/2311.
Diamond City Swatters: Activated 2B Ray McMillen from the injured list.
Diamond City Swatters: Placed 2B Rayman Tatogrower on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/19/2311.
Cambridge Coursers: Placed 2B Plastic Augmon on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/19/2311.
Wednesday, April 19th , 2311
Lexington Synths: Activated 2B Rabbit Forest from the injured list.
Diamond City Swatters: Released RF Noah Boatman.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Placed SS Jake Doucette on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/18/2311.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Released LF Stan Sinshallows.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed RP Super Nava.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed RP Aldon Blaszczyk.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed RP Marcus Gilmore.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed 1B Unmid Snowshod.
The Egret Ninjas traded 21-year old minor league RHP Pigpen Singleton and 20-year old minor league 1B Cow Hand to the Oberland T-51s, getting 27-year old minor league C Purple Gonzales in return.
Tuesday, April 18th , 2311
Egret Ninjas: Activated SS Notorious Fugate from the restricted list.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Placed 3B Shotgun McElveen on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/17/2311.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed 1B Jason Bishop.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SP Chris Barahona.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SP Miggy Sanchez.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SP Bob Andrews.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed SP Feran Sadri.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed RP Swami Montijo.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed SP Good Time Ancira.
Monday, April 17th , 2311
Nahant Celtics: Released RP Nick Dyson.
Diamond City Swatters: Released 1B Jason Bishop.
Lexington Synths: Released RP Homie Foster.
Cambridge Coursers: Signed SP Jeff Libby.
Concord Radstags: Signed RF Man Yousedtubee.
Sunday, April 16th , 2311
Roxbury Rad Sox: Released RP Colin DePuy.
Malden Grognaks: Activated C Plo Kon from the restricted list.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Activated SS Poncho Picasso from the restricted list.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Released LF Noah Arch.
Saturday, April 15th , 2311
Egret Ninjas: Placed SS Notorious Fugate on the restricted list.
The Slog Ghouls: Placed LF Boots Yellowhair on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/14/2311.
Concord Radstags: Signed RF Revyn Sadri.
Friday, April 14th , 2311
Malden Grognaks: Signed free agent RP Edwin Flowerspawn to a minor league contract.
FHE Yao Guai: Signed free agent RP Greasy Thumb Grazik to a minor league contract.
Thursday, April 13th , 2311
FHE Yao Guai: Activated CL Vick Green from the injured list.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Activated SP Bobby Denman from the restricted list.
The Slog Ghouls: Released SP Big James Greenhouse.
University Point Deathclaws: Released RP Jackie Taylor.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Released RP Jason Polson.
University Point Deathclaws: Released RP Jeremy Crowe.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Placed 2B Rollie Leroyson on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/12/2311.
Southie Brews: Signed RF Jukebox Irgnir.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed C Coco Caravaneer.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed SS Darts D'Nar.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed CF Lance Prisk.
Southie Brews: Signed free agent C Plautis Carvain to a minor league contract.
Southie Brews: Released C Mike Dayman.
Easy Town Assaultrons: Signed free agent RP Mumbles Hoffman to a minor league contract.
Easy Town Assaultrons: Released RP Mike Combbrush.
County Crossing Bloodbugs: Signed free agent CF David Pokorny to a minor league contract.
County Crossing Bloodbugs: Released CF Bill Kinglurk.
Diamond City Swatters: Signed free agent C Orthus Endario to a minor league contract.
Diamond City Swatters: Released C Jason Grubic.
Diamond City Swatters: Signed free agent 2B Jerr Ohid to a minor league contract.
Diamond City Swatters: Released 2B Jayzee Moon.
Cambridge Coursers: Signed free agent SP Hurley Bender to a minor league contract.
Cambridge Coursers: Released SP Tony Stagl.
Cambridge Coursers: Signed free agent 3B Galmar Stonefist to a minor league contract.
Cambridge Coursers: Released 3B Bill Mahan.
Salem Witch Hats: Signed free agent 2B Seamus Levine to a minor league contract.
Salem Witch Hats: Released 2B Phil Felik.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent RP Hugo Turk to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released RP Edwin Flowerspawn.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent C Cheese Gomolka to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released C Larry Radson.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent 2B Victor Valverde to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released 2B Roger Manofwar.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent LF Xier Steeplechase to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released LF Chris Reaver.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed free agent SP Edgar Poster to a minor league contract.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Released SP Brandon Flipburger.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Signed free agent RP Soccer Beckham to a minor league contract.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Released RP Ultimate Warrior Sanescoop.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Signed free agent 1B Kearney Zzyzwicz to a minor league contract.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Released 1B Cyslin Myr.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Signed free agent 3B Kvenel Tongue to a minor league contract.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Released 3B Bullet Hayes.
Sunshine Tidings Chemists: Signed free agent RP Rev Lovejoy to a minor league contract.
Sunshine Tidings Chemists: Released RP Dufus Dumbson.
Atom Cats: Signed free agent RP Titus Mede II to a minor league contract.
Atom Cats: Released RP Miggy Sanchez.
Atom Cats: Signed free agent RF Bummer Cheman to a minor league contract.
Atom Cats: Released RF Travis Kettle.
University Point Deathclaws: Signed free agent SS Wooly McCorvey to a minor league contract.
University Point Deathclaws: Released SS Chris Kiddie.
University Point Deathclaws: Signed free agent 2B Poopdeck Poppy to a minor league contract.
University Point Deathclaws: Released 2B Nelson Blackstone.
Starlight Killers: Signed free agent SP Monster Arellano to a minor league contract.
Starlight Killers: Released SP Casy Mize.
Starlight Killers: Signed free agent 2B Cal Forner to a minor league contract.
Starlight Killers: Released 2B John Rainer.
Quincy Gunners: Signed free agent RP Slack McMurray to a minor league contract.
Quincy Gunners: Released RP Dicky Diaz.
The Slog Ghouls: Signed free agent SP Arnskar Embermaster to a minor league contract.
The Slog Ghouls: Released SP Mike Melontime.
The Slog Ghouls: Signed free agent C Ravam Verethi to a minor league contract.
The Slog Ghouls: Released C Jack Woodlawn.
Oberland T-51s: Signed free agent SP Froki Whettedblade to a minor league contract.
Oberland T-51s: Released SP Jeff Libby.
Oberland T-51s: Signed free agent RP David Cotton to a minor league contract.
Oberland T-51s: Released RP Nate Green.
Malden Grognaks: Signed free agent RP Steve Cranberry to a minor league contract.
Malden Grognaks: Released RP Carlos McKeever.
Malden Grognaks: Signed free agent CF Fat Face Rick to a minor league contract.
Malden Grognaks: Released CF Nick Tofu.
Concord Radstags: Signed free agent C Jo Go Alvarado to a minor league contract.
Concord Radstags: Released C Jaylen Benson.
Concord Radstags: Signed free agent LF Coldheart Gravedigger to a minor league contract.
Concord Radstags: Released LF John Blagg.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Signed free agent SP Jest Goings to a minor league contract.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Released SP Downy Drugger.
Quincy Gunners: Signed free agent LF Breadbox Murphy to a minor league contract.
Quincy Gunners: Released LF Spurge Tanner.
Quincy Gunners: Signed free agent 3B Leon Williamsson to a minor league contract.
Quincy Gunners: Released 3B Cooler Hedzz.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Signed free agent RP Burt Pettinato to a minor league contract.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Released RP Fats Wrice.
Starlight Killers: Signed free agent 1B Scooter Rizzuto to a minor league contract.
Starlight Killers: Released 1B Xavier Fisher.
Starlight Killers: Signed free agent LF Handsome Joe Kelly to a minor league contract.
Starlight Killers: Released LF Sultan Diasamidze.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Signed free agent LF Piper Plasmagirl to a minor league contract.
Spectacle Island Reapers: Released LF Joy Maeve.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent RP Notorious Vinny Gonzalez to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released RP Good Time Ancira.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent RP Yog Silverware to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released RP Jerry Maizecorn.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent C Nolan Starr to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released C Hefid Deaf.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent 2B Georgie Neck to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released 2B Norville Shaggy.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent LF Meal Ticket Hubbell to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released LF James Radroach.
Egret Ninjas: Signed free agent 2B Bummy Brown to a minor league contract.
Egret Ninjas: Released 2B Clinton Lylvieve.
Concord Radstags: Signed free agent RP Garbage Ceballos to a minor league contract.
Concord Radstags: Released RP Alvin Warrior.
University Point Deathclaws: Signed free agent RP Urban Clarence to a minor league contract.
University Point Deathclaws: Released RP Trashy Binns.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Signed free agent SP James Vega to a minor league contract.
Jamaica Plain Red Rockets: Released SP Kai Purty.
Oberland T-51s: Signed free agent 3B Sam Radrice to a minor league contract.
Oberland T-51s: Released 3B Arcos Poster.
Vault 81 Dwellers: Signed free agent RP Jaal Ama Darav to a minor league contract.
Vault 81 Dwellers: Released RP Irish Messhall.
Sunshine Tidings Chemists: Signed free agent 1B Sunny Jim Bottom to a minor league contract.
Sunshine Tidings Chemists: Released 1B Dovie Clownman.
Nordhagen Beach Party Boys: Signed free agent RP Wing Young to a minor league contract.
Nordhagen Beach Party Boys: Released RP Christian Pagan.
Lexington Synths: Signed free agent RP Andrew Seay to a minor league contract.
Lexington Synths: Released RP Carter Pewderschmidt.
Easy Town Assaultrons: Signed free agent 1B Justin Okeke to a minor league contract.
Easy Town Assaultrons: Released 1B Jimbo Jones.
The Cambridge Coursers traded 21-year old C Quack Birdman and 18-year old minor league LHP Bad Chad Hutchinson to the Malden Grognaks, getting 28-year old minor league LF Jake Drool and 22-year old LHP Lippy Lyonne in return.
Wednesday, April 12th , 2311
FHE Yao Guai: Released RP Jack Silveira.
Diamond City Swatters: Placed 2B Ray McMillen on the 7-day injured list, retroactive to 04/11/2311.
Nordhagen Beach Party Boys: Placed RF Gorgeous DiGiacomo on the 60-day injured list.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Activated 3B Wandering Bare from the restricted list.
Oberland T-51s: Released RP Nan Adventurer.
Glowing Sea Radscorpions: Released RF Splash Thompson.
Tuesday, April 11th , 2311
Oberland T-51s: Released 2B Cream Melton.
Oberland T-51s: Released C Money Arevalo.
Oberland T-51s: Released RP Saudan Og.
Southie Brews: Released RP Baby Jordan Miner.
Lexington Synths: Released RP Brainy Justice.
Goodneighbor Hancocks: Released RF Jo Jo Washington.
Quincy Gunners: Released RP Bob Charlie.
Oberland T-51s: Signed C Loony Goebel.
Oberland T-51s: Signed SS Slow Joe Petrakis.
Oberland T-51s: Signed free agent RP Giant Fran Cisco to a minor league contract.
Southie Brews: Signed RF Boom Boom Barrel.
CYL All-Star Rosters
It's All-Star Game time -- time for the superstars to shine! Every year Commonwealth Youth League takes a break in the schedule to play the annual All-Star Game. It's a battle of the superstars -- the North Region All-Stars versus the South Region All-Stars. The All-Star Game will spotlight the best hitters, the best pitchers and the best fielders, all doing battle against one another, all trying to prove their league is best.
The North Region roster will feature these outstanding players:
SP Denvarius Baseline (ACT) - 5-1, 2.29 ERA, 63.0 IP, 1.22 WHIP, 10.7 K/9, 3.1 WAR
SP Paul Bird (CIRC) - 4-4, 2.29 ERA, 74.2 IP, 0.92 WHIP, 12.3 K/9, 4.1 WAR
SP Alien Haines (WOB) - 7-3, 1.87 ERA, 72.1 IP, 1.08 WHIP, 10.7 K/9, 3.3 WAR
SP Rocking Chair Potter (GEOR) - 5-4, 2.23 ERA, 72.2 IP, 1.03 WHIP, 11.8 K/9, 3.7 WAR
SP Derek Satchell (BEAN) - 5-2, 1.65 ERA, 49.0 IP, 1.10 WHIP, 10.7 K/9, 2.4 WAR
SP Gogo Yubari (ROCK) - 5-1, 1.85 ERA, 68.0 IP, 1.16 WHIP, 11.0 K/9, 3.0 WAR
RP Matheus Bregaro (IPS) - 1-0, 1.48 ERA, 24.1 IP, 1.56 WHIP, 4.4 K/9, 0.5 WAR
RP High Ladd (DANV) - 0-0, 1.25 ERA, 21.2 IP, 1.25 WHIP, 9.1 K/9, 0.8 WAR
RP Vassi Lovelius (CITA) - 3-1, 0.73 ERA, 24.2 IP, 0.85 WHIP, 11.7 K/9, 1.4 WAR
RP Sam Steel (CON) - 2-1, 1.74 ERA, 20.2 IP, 1.16 WHIP, 7.0 K/9, 0.3 WAR
CL Boxy Gooch (MARL) - 4-1, 4 SV, 1.77 ERA, 20.1 IP, 1.33 WHIP, 11.1 K/9, 1.0 WAR
C Spark Clerr (SAL) - .365/.460/.698, 126 AB, 13 HR, 1 SB, 181 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
C Samandriel Johnston (SCB) - .376/.485/.725, 109 AB, 11 HR, 196 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
C T'Pol Lovsky (LYNN) - .460/.563/.850, 113 AB, 12 HR, 1 SB, 241 wRC+, 2.7 WAR
1B Henry Hampster (SCB) - .354/.468/.748, 127 AB, 16 HR, 195 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
1B Newt Jordan (LEX) - .341/.439/.848, 132 AB, 20 HR, 203 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
2B Sincere Grey (BEAN) - .328/.525/.704, 125 AB, 13 HR, 6 SB, 192 wRC+, 2.2 WAR
2B Harrington Kingsley IV (CAST) - .364/.463/.760, 129 AB, 11 HR, 4 SB, 184 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
2B Prax Meng (BHAR) - .378/.478/.874, 135 AB, 20 HR, 1 SB, 224 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
3B Zabe Shaw (STON) - .333/.467/.735, 132 AB, 15 HR, 1 SB, 187 wRC+, 1.7 WAR
3B Hulu Wurse (MARL) - .377/.478/.823, 130 AB, 16 HR, 3 SB, 205 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
SS Deshawn Clack (BHAR) - .309/.423/.750, 136 AB, 17 HR, 2 SB, 179 wRC+, 2.2 WAR
SS McKidd McKennan (NEED) - .331/.465/.795, 127 AB, 18 HR, 2 SB, 193 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
LF Maxwell Forrest (STUR) - .364/.444/.736, 140 AB, 12 HR, 3 SB, 185 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
LF Solly Glasseye (SAUG) - .344/.445/.771, 131 AB, 17 HR, 186 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
CF Poptop Grapeape (SAL) - .331/.437/.727, 139 AB, 17 HR, 3 SB, 180 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
CF Floren Habern (READ) - .356/.485/.848, 132 AB, 18 HR, 4 SB, 216 wRC+, 3.4 WAR
CF Dude Lebowski (SCB) - .365/.457/.770, 148 AB, 16 HR, 6 SB, 189 wRC+, 3.0 WAR
RF Jam Armchase (SUD) - .367/.500/.812, 128 AB, 15 HR, 2 SB, 213 wRC+, 2.6 WAR
RF Funnel Furchster (SCB) - .313/.452/.791, 134 AB, 18 HR, 2 SB, 189 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
And the South Region roster will have these elite performers:
SP Siltbean Ferguson (TAUN) - 5-2, 1.70 ERA, 74.0 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 12.2 K/9, 3.8 WAR
SP Sparkler Guenot (BRCK) - 4-4, 2.06 ERA, 74.1 IP, 1.09 WHIP, 8.8 K/9, 2.6 WAR
SP Cowboy Hat Jonas (WFLT) - 7-0, 1.41 ERA, 64.0 IP, 0.89 WHIP, 11.0 K/9, 3.1 WAR
SP Seymour Kimahri (NPRV) - 6-4, 2.41 ERA, 71.0 IP, 1.06 WHIP, 11.5 K/9, 4.0 WAR
SP Sheldon Mayoral (CHAT) - 4-0, 2.00 ERA, 54.0 IP, 1.33 WHIP, 10.7 K/9, 2.3 WAR
SP Willie Stroker (TH) - 5-1, 2.13 ERA, 63.1 IP, 1.11 WHIP, 10.9 K/9, 2.7 WAR
RP Benny Balmer (DENN) - 2-1, 4 SV, 1.52 ERA, 23.2 IP, 0.72 WHIP, 12.2 K/9, 1.0 WAR
RP Dorian Bourne (PLY) - 4-2, 2.34 ERA, 34.2 IP, 1.41 WHIP, 7.8 K/9, 0.8 WAR
RP Esteban Mountainman (SPEC) - 0-2, 2.21 ERA, 20.1 IP, 1.33 WHIP, 9.7 K/9, 0.4 WAR
RP Henry Nyrkov (SBCH) - 2-0, 2.33 ERA, 27.0 IP, 1.00 WHIP, 4.0 K/9, 0.3 WAR
RP Roderick Usher (SPEC) - 1-0, 2.21 ERA, 20.1 IP, 1.23 WHIP, 12.4 K/9, 0.9 WAR
C Slitter Faith (TAUN) - .358/.504/.736, 106 AB, 11 HR, 197 wRC+, 2.2 WAR
C Temptation Lair (HARW) - .337/.489/.683, 101 AB, 9 HR, 190 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
C Eeyore Medicman (KING) - .330/.489/.784, 97 AB, 13 HR, 2 SB, 201 wRC+, 2.1 WAR
1B Jack O'Spades (WFLT) - .330/.513/.730, 115 AB, 14 HR, 205 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
1B Choo-Choo Tracks (SWAN) - .331/.462/.713, 136 AB, 14 HR, 1 SB, 168 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
2B Black Helmet Fruegaarten (PROV) - .365/.443/.672, 137 AB, 12 HR, 2 SB, 172 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
2B Size Man Green (WQUIN) - .478/.552/.713, 115 AB, 5 HR, 2 SB, 209 wRC+, 2.0 WAR
2B Georg Singer (HOPE) - .312/.473/.768, 125 AB, 17 HR, 3 SB, 195 wRC+, 1.5 WAR
3B Sluggo Luge (SPEC) - .309/.418/.772, 136 AB, 19 HR, 175 wRC+, 1.6 WAR
3B Dodge Squallbender (FPLT) - .336/.458/.824, 125 AB, 16 HR, 2 SB, 204 wRC+, 2.2 WAR
3B Aleve Wrinklebrow (SAND) - .342/.465/.754, 114 AB, 13 HR, 2 SB, 193 wRC+, 1.9 WAR
LF Hot Stuff Arrow (NPRV) - .350/.463/.894, 123 AB, 21 HR, 3 SB, 220 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
LF Bubbler Mayhem (BRWN) - .370/.432/.913, 138 AB, 21 HR, 217 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
CF Cole Apse (HARW) - .343/.430/.828, 134 AB, 19 HR, 196 wRC+, 1.8 WAR
CF Miky Mytook (ANDST) - .319/.428/.787, 141 AB, 19 HR, 179 wRC+, 2.8 WAR
CF Good Breath Supply (SBCH) - .309/.457/.721, 136 AB, 18 HR, 4 SB, 183 wRC+, 2.9 WAR
RF Badge Hurtley (KING) - .368/.479/.714, 133 AB, 11 HR, 4 SB, 190 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
RF Prospero Masque (COV) - .366/.458/.789, 142 AB, 18 HR, 4 SB, 193 wRC+, 2.3 WAR
RF Huge Hugh Testerman (DENN) - .328/.481/.828, 122 AB, 16 HR, 3 SB, 205 wRC+, 2.7 WAR