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Originally Posted by Amazin69
Pete (who hasn't been Kingman this season) covers a multitude of sins.
(Now if only they can sign him…)
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Naturally, the moment I type
that, our beloved Polar Vortex goes into a deep freeze that plummets him to sub-Sky King levels (.167, currently). My bad!
Comparisons to
Brian Kingman on hold until Boy Genius Mendoza actually has Pete take the mound. Which may be any day now, given that Baseball's Best Pitching Staff (hey, I'll say it while I can!) is currently held together with the mystery paste Steve Gelbs found in that "food" vending machine on Sunday.
(Gary says that angry Cincinnati keep sending him Skyline Chili™ gear, to protest his dissing of the "meat" that made Porkopolis famous. ["Porkopolis" is an actual 19th-Century nickname for the Queen City, per
The Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract.] But why hasn't Graeter's Ice Cream been sending pints to the booth, to repay Gary for all the good things he has said about them? Not so Graet form, fellas.)