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Old 07-21-2023, 01:58 AM   #8
Déjà Bru
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Originally Posted by eauhomme View Post
Could happen. The Mariners used to have a prospect named Scott Pitcher.
Ah, but was he a pitcher? Else, he could have been confused and bollixed up on the team's depth charts.

"The manager has not used this pitcher(/Pitcher) at all; the stats report says zero innings pitched by him during all of spring training. The manager ought to know; this pitcher(/Pitcher) must be awful. Cut him."

Manager, a few days later:

"Say boss, what happened to my new starting third baseman? You know, the guy named Pitcher? He was coming along great and then he just disappeared."
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