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Old 06-14-2023, 02:35 PM   #31
David Watts
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Originally Posted by LansdowneSt View Post
I surrender. Enjoy. Below is your statement as rephrased as if found in the King James Bible, as a Shakespeare soliloquy and as a haiku...

Verily, I yearned to serve as a vigilant guardian in the halls of discourse, yet they cast me aside, denying my desire to patrol the forum's domain. Henceforth, I embrace chaos and pandemonium. I shall not bow to the shackles of frivolous protocols and customary order. With fervor, I shall scatter my words without restraint, across vast expanses of cyberspace. Behold, I declare my rebellion: "Roast Beef!"

Alas! A forum patrol boy's fate denied,
Rejected, thwarted, my desire to serve.
Henceforth, anarchy and bedlam be my guide,
Defying rules of decorum, I shall swerve.
No longer bound by decorous decree,
I'll post at will, wherever my heart's pleased.
Roast Beef, my proclamation, bold and free,
In this realm of chaos, I find my ease.

Denied forum role,
Anarchy now my solace,
Roast Beef, my revolt.
You just made my day. Thank you.
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