[Magus978]

Patriots went 79-83. Would have made the playoffs if we didn't just lay down and die against lefties. Added 100 Pujols mid-week after pulling and selling a Webster McDonald. It did not help.

Entire starting rotation not named Paul Splittorff was a trainwreck. 100 Jack Chesbro was exemplary in the art of prolapsing on the mound, and wins my "GFY you untalented oaf" award for the week. Attempts to get 6 figures for him failed, so I reluctantly have to bring him back for next week. I expect no less than 15 losses and an ERA near 5. Specialist in failure for sure.