Pitchers can't toss, batters can't hit, home opener rained out, no Verlander, no Quintana, and now Narvaez to the DL (my sources say "calf", but not whether it's his lower leg or whether he was trampled by one, in which case: get off Cespedes' Ranch of the Damned!), and now the Mets are said to recall Francisco Alvarez to hit .120 for an extended period of time.
What a wonderful time to see Uncle Steve burn $400M
