[Clovidequano Dovatha]

Please make me a nice guy personality-wise, but about 60-70 percent as good as Bob Gibson to start, at best, with slightly above-average stamina, throwing a moderately good fastball, backed up by a slightly weaker curve, a somewhat decent changeup, and a splitter somewhere between the starting levels of my curve and changeup. If I'd have been able to pitch as a young man, I probably would have at least tried to throw at least those four pitches at some point in my life. But I wasn't ever able to play organized baseball, unfortunately, for various reasons. 3/4 arm slot, and the top speed should be circa middle 80s to low 90's for my fastball, probably.

Offensively, I want to be at least a bit passable, if not particularly dangerous, with the bat and with moderate speed and baserunning skills, if I can be, along with somewhat low power capability. Defensively, you can give me just about average range and arm and defensive capabilities, more or less. CD out.