This guy I know gave an ID to his friend and these other guys showed up at his house in a big black van and they put him in the van and they drove the van to this place and his friend he gave the ID to was there already and they started pulling hairs out of his friends knee and making him smell the hairs and then they made soup with the hairs in it and then the guy had to eat the soup with hairs while his friend watched him eat the hair-soup and while the guy was watching the hair-soup eating they made him watch "Temptation Island" and then the guys with the van drove it to the Mcdonalds in Stacy, Minnesota and they made the guy who gave his friend the ID talk to this guy who said and I quote "you all better tsop posting badly grammars and stuff bout me life you no have a life you life is going downhill" and then the van guys ate bunches of tasty cheeseburgers and wouldn't let the guy or his friend that he gave the ID to eat any of the cheeseburgers and they were sad.
So don't give away your ID or you'll be sad.
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