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Originally Posted by BirdWatcher
How can I write a report that shows how many people you have actually taught to sing in the world this year, last year, any given year in the past for that matter, and which can also show how successfully you taught them, what songs they sing most frequently, and what their morale is like (better? worse? unchanged?) since you taught them this new skill?
I can't believe that after all of the years you have been alive there still isn't a way for me to run this report. Unthinkable. Disastrous. A complete scandal and something that for some reason nobody seems to want to address. Truly unconscionable.
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Look, I don't care how you do it. I want that report on my desk by Monday. I also expect you to have rounded up all the singers and formed a choir. End of discussion.