Well, I enjoy the presents. (And as I've claimed, I'm retiring after v.22 anyhow.)
Those Red Sox are considering Jason Norton for a bullpen spot, thus perking up Chris Berman of Bristol CT, who's just aching for a chance to say "Hey, NAWton! Throw a strike!" constantly. But it might be premature, as while Norton prospered in 1999 IRL, it was at A-level Augusta, and there's a bit of a difference between the Greenjackets and the Green Monster.
Before being drafted (16th round), Norton was the ace at South Alabama, where he still holds their record for wins. He pitched well enough in the Sox chain, reaching AA Trenton by 2001, but then his career was cut short. (An injury, most likely.)
U-S-A! U-S-A!
(University of South Alabama, I mean.)