Michael Dunleavy of the Pittsburgh Oilers takes time away from his studies, his ogling of all things Phillies, and hitting on that cute girl in the university library to sit down with host Doug Olmsted.
MICHAEL DUNLEAVY -- PITTSBURGH OILERS
We have two openings at the moment: EL
New York Kings and WL
Chicago Packers.
Owned by the loathsome Alexander Bingley, the embodiment of the term "robber baron," the Kings of New York having a pitching staff anchored by one of the best young pitchers in the LBL, Eduardo Chell, and the best pitching prospect in the LBL, Palmer Florey. The Kings are looking for a ruthless GM to match their owner's ferocity--someone driven to bend the LBL to his or her will.
The Packers are among the more intimidating teams in the LBL with their blue-collar fans, employed in Chicago's booming meatpacking industry, frequently attending games wearing blood-stained aprons. Unlike their crosstown rivals--who are devoted to celebrating the beautiful aspects of baseball--the Packers are happy to get down in the slop and win dirty. They have a potential star up-the-middle in 2B Murphy Ridge and two of the best bats in the LBL in 1B Gary Johnson and LF Jamie Tew. SP Leopoldo Polk could also soon count himself among the LBL's very best. The Packers need a steadyhand to fill out the remainder of the roster and to avoid the ire of their dangerous fanbase