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Originally Posted by Bottom Of The Sixth
Breaking Press Wire Release
Our League hires law firm Sue, Grabbit, and Runne to investigate McGroup CEO, Fred Farklemarkle after discovery of possible shady track record—STOP
Farklemarkle is accused of moving teams to new locations after every baseball season to avoid paying taxes and for firing employees who complain. ---STOP
Complaints from several ex-employees state "That Fish" is notorious for "canning" their employees if they complain that they are being paid like Sardines. ---STOP
A person who is close to the internal investigation and spoke on condition of anonymity, because they were not authorized to speak publicly stated “Farklemarkle's past practices raise eyebrows and looks and smells like alot like fish!”---STOP
Head Investigator Waldorf T. Flywheel stated “It is a real fishy situation however, Mr Farklemarkle has already hooked himself. One way or another, we will catch him!".---STOP
Emmanuel Ravelli, Assistant Investigator, summed it up best by stating "Every fish has his day and Farklemarkle's days are numbered!”---STOP
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Just heard from a friend of a friend who got saw the draft of Farklemarkle's response. It said, "Stop."
