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Originally Posted by revmcgator
The West Burlington, Gear Terrace, and South Holland franchises are once again on the move. McGroup CEO, Fred Farklemarkle, made the announcement to a mostly-disinterested school of fish he was feeding off his local pier. As in past years, one of the franchises will be U.S.-based, while the other two will be in areas not traditionally associated with MLB.
Asked if the name and mascot reveal will be as much of a bait-and-switch as PT23 and PTGo have been, Farklemarkle declined to comment, other than to say, "The catfish have been extremely aggressive this morning." The catfish had no comment.
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Breaking Press Wire Release
Our League hires law firm
Sue, Grabbit, and Runne to investigate
McGroup CEO, Fred Farklemarkle after discovery of possible shady track record—STOP
Farklemarkle is accused of moving teams to new locations after every baseball season to avoid paying taxes and for firing employees who complain. ---STOP
Complaints from several ex-employees state
"That Fish" is notorious for "canning" their employees if they complain that they are being paid like Sardines. ---STOP
A person who is close to the internal investigation and spoke on condition of anonymity, because they were not authorized to speak publicly stated “
Farklemarkle's past practices raise eyebrows and looks and smells like alot like fish!”---STOP
Head Investigator
Waldorf T. Flywheel stated “It is a real fishy situation however, Mr
Farklemarkle has already hooked himself. One way or another, we will catch him!".---STOP
Emmanuel Ravelli, Assistant Investigator, summed it up best by stating "Every fish has his day and
Farklemarkle's days are numbered!”---STOP
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